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From: (Anonymous) Date: August 22nd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC) (Link)

May I have your attention please, then I'll begin!

Actually, what I have to communicate to you is very important.

Now I have to gain your credibility, otherwise you might take me for a nutter!

Far from it.

Now I will tell you and George how I know you are both good men.

OMG!!!! now you might be panicking and think I`m a stalker!

Okay, here are a few other facts that might get your attention:

The three of you love having a few beers on the terrace - I once had a business arrangement with the Australian husband of the magazine lady

One of my best friends shared the stage with Richard Burton - Peter Firth - hopefully I'll be seeing him tomorrow

Lisa is lovely, and an 'Essex' girl, just like me. I met her last year at Sir D Frost's garden party. Just ask her about the one who she spoke to early in the evening. I'm the one who asked her why she didn't have a drink!

Matt, I heard you nearly fell on the floor laffing at Greengrasses 50th birthday song! I wish I'd been there. I bet it was hysterical.

And now to ground us all - I am writing this from Queen Street, Henley-on-Thames.

I want to know the 100 thing rules, because I have looked everywhere, and can't find it. I And I would love to publish it for free on my new website.

But I have also learnt how to get around international copywrite and patent law. I was once in a very privalged position in GE.

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